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‘Pls laugh a little…

 

Angels: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in Heaven

God: What have they done this time?

Angel: Everything! They don’t listen to instructions. They don’t obey traffic rules. They don’t wait for their turn in anything. They are completely reckless! (Exasperated) Infact, they have made Heaven a living hell since they got here.

God: Then, we better send them to hell! (Calls the devil) Hello…

Satan: Hello my Creator and Master, please call me later, there’s an issue I’m trying to resolve.

 

Ten minutes later.

God: Hello Lucifer.

Satan: Your worship, my Father! I’ll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis.

 

An hour later.

Satan: Hello…

God: What’s going on over there?

Satan: It’s the Nigerians I have with me in hell! (He stammers) they… they… they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners!