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A Bangali engineer can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside “Get treatments for $20- If not cured, get back $100”.

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic…

Lawyer: ‘I have lost my sense of taste’

Bangali: ‘Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth’

Lawyer: ‘Ugh… this is kerosene’

Bangali: ‘Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20’

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…

Lawyer: ‘I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything’

Bangali: ‘Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth’

Lawyer: (annoyed): ‘This is kerosene. You gave it to me the last time for restoring my taste’

Bangali: ‘Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20’

The furious lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer: ‘My eyesight has become very weak’

Bangali: ‘Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100’

Lawyer: (staring at the note) ‘But this is $20, not $100’

Bangali: ‘Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20’.

You can’t beat a Bangali.

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